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He didn’t like it.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> PS9
09/03/2018 at 13:04 |
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He never said he didn’t like it exactly. Just that is was a silly over priced car, that is now to hard to maintain
having also owned a Mitsubishi of this time period I’d have to agree. although the VR-4 Galant was a bit less complicated and has a much less cramped engine bay. you could probably fit that V6 in the Galant’s engine bay, so even with all the vacuum hoses and crap under hood it really wasn’t that hard to work on.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> PS9
09/03/2018 at 13:21 |
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Cars - or owners - he seems to like are ones that encourage a beating (Tesla/R8 guy, NSX owner, MR2 Spyder, etc.). I think maybe he doesn’t like it when people contact him to review his car, he comes out and then THEN gets told, “Don’t drive it too harrrrd” (Saab 900 guy).
Chariotoflove
> PS9
09/03/2018 at 14:24 |
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Meh. His MO is to find a hook for his jokes and a thesis for his monologue. He found it for this car and milked it for 8 minutes. Just because he’s become all serious-sounding with time doesn’t mean his reviews should be taken seriously.
The Stealth was seriously cool in its day, and really, as he conceded, still is today.
Spanfeller is a twat
> PS9
09/03/2018 at 14:32 |
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Here’s a template for a standard regular car reviews episode:
1. Introduction of a car
2. Word-of mouth description of the car
3. If not in PA, rant about not being in PA
4.If in PA, rant about PA being poor
5.Characteristics taken off redit or by the owner
6.Sexual joke interlude
7.Rant about the inevitable decay of society and how a car would reflect it, this using a Faulkner-like logic.
8. Some sort of literary context so that he can lie to himself about using his degree for a real job
9.Continuation of Roman intro song.
InFierority Complex
> PS9
09/03/2018 at 15:03 |
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He’s usually all over this 90s stuff so I don’t know why he would be so tepid about this particular car. I’m interested in seeing his test drive, if he shows it.
cesariojpn
> InFierority Complex
09/04/2018 at 04:02 |
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Nauraushaun
> Spanfeller is a twat
09/04/2018 at 17:57 |
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SOMEONE'S BITTER
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Nauraushaun
09/04/2018 at 21:00 |
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I really like rcr.... its just that I cant take them seriously
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Nauraushaun
> Spanfeller is a twat
09/04/2018 at 21:05 |
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That’s good to hear. You can’t hate everything because you can see through it.
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/25/2018 at 12:12 |
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Except they’re not at all hard to maintain.
Parts are cheap and they’re insanely easy to work on. The 3.0 that powers them ( regardless of variant ) is dead reliable.
Honestly I don’t know where all this hard to maintain nonsense came from.